Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Moderism

15 Things That It Took Me 50 Years To Learn





By Dave Barry



1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.



2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.



3. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”



4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.



5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.



6. You should not confuse your career with your life.



7. No matter what happens......somebody will find a way

to take it too seriously.



8. When trouble arises & things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution & is willing to take command. Very often that person is crazy.



9. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.



10. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.



11. Never lick a steak knife.



12. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.



13. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.


14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.



15. Your friends love you anyway.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

YouTube - MANTRA-OM MANI PADME HUM-VYANAH-Full CD@ Vyanah.com

YouTube - MANTRA-OM MANI PADME HUM-VYANAH-Full CD@ Vyanah.com: "


'Om Mani Padme Hum' (translation: 'Hail the jewel in the lotus') is a six syllable invocation (mantra) of Avlokitesvara, one who is invoked as the Protector from danger. It is claimed that one who recites this mantra will be saved from all dangers and will be protected. This mantra is widely used in Mahayana Buddhism.


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Sunday, June 5, 2011

YouTube - Hunter S Thompson voice mail

Hunter S Thompson interviews Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones

YouTube - Hunter S Thompson interviews Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones: ""

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Hunter S Thompson's famous line on Herpes and Disco

YouTube - Hunter S Thompson's famous line on Herpes and Disco: ""

Dave Barry - Moderism

15 Things That It Took Me 50 Years To Learn





By Dave Barry



1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.



2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.



3. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”



4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.



5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.



6. You should not confuse your career with your life.



7. No matter what happens......somebody will find a way

to take it too seriously.



8. When trouble arises & things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution & is willing to take command. Very often that person is crazy.



9. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.



10. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.



11. Never lick a steak knife.



12. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.



13. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.


14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.



15. Your friends love you anyway.

YouTube - Kate & Anna McGarrigle and Linda Ronstadt : Heart Like A Wheel

YouTube - Kate & Anna McGarrigle and Linda Ronstadt : Heart Like A Wheel: ""